Sonic Makes It Go...BOOOOM!!! 🤯

SpaceX And Chill? Nope, Nope, Nope.

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After spending the day with two of my favorite people, I was winding down for the night, chatting with one of those people, my best friend of the past 30 years.

We were having one of those end-of-the-day, “how-YOU-doing?” decompression calls. At around 10:40pm, our conversation was rudely interrupted when we both heard something. Something weird. And LOUD.

My friend lives about 15 miles south of me, and whatever it was, it rattled loudly and proudly through both our homes. A deep, percussive BOOM that felt like it came from inside the earth…or was it from the sky?

Living in Southern California, we both initially thought, “Earthquake?” It’s usually a good first guess. But this wasn’t that. The house didn’t rock or roll…and there was no shake in this possible quake. The sound “felt” different. More like a hit than a shift.

My friend scoured the internet for clues about the source of the ruckus.

After not finding anything, we wrapped up our call, both a little jumpy but resigned. It was just another thing-that-goes-bump-in-the-night mystery in the City of Angels.

Fast-forward to this morning, and I wake up to a series of texts from friends and fellow night owls:

“Did you hear that sonic boom???”
“It was SpaceX.”
“Elon Musk is at it again.”

Fucking Elon. Of course it was him. Of course he sent some overpriced metal phallus extender hurtling through the stratosphere, punching holes in the sky like Earth is his personal, private playground. The rest of us should be lucky he hasn’t gotten around to firing us…what a fucking asshole he is.

F. Elon Musk is the epitome of everything I can’t stand about the human race: arrogance disguised as innovation, ego wrapped in a supervillain complex, a business “genius” revealed as ketamine-fueled clout goblin.

This so-called “man” is like a car alarm that won’t shut the fuck up—a walking, talking “LOOK AT ME” pick-me in billionaire form.

Someone please steal this mfer already…

The only sound I want to hear from Musk is the whoosh of him leaving the planet permanently. What a useless attention whore he is.

Elon doesn’t give a fuck about technology. Or innovation. Or even exploration. He only cares about performative patriotism and pissing contests. He’s busy destroying more of the ozone layer and polluting outer space while the rest of us are trying to sleep. Or feel safe in our own homes. Or not flinch when the air itself growls and cracks open for the sake of some billionaire’s ego trip.

But okay. SpaceX. Sonic boom. Mystery solved.

The thing is, stuff like this sticks with me. That eerie, gut-drop moment when the world goes off-script for a second. When I’m not sure if it's an earthquake, a missile, an alien invasion, or just Elon fucking Musk playing God with his toys again.

It’s weird. And unsettling. And not exactly the vibe I wanted at the end of an otherwise delightful day (filled with dim sum and more dim sum). But such is life here in the City of Lost Angels—where the ground moves, the sky explodes, and billionaires break the sound barrier while the rest of us just want to unwind and get a good night’s sleep.

Keep calm and carry on!
Clint 🌈✌️

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